rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
(Source: 180mph, via epic-humor)
“When in doubt, pinky out,” - Shakespeare
(Source: couldthisbeanything, via revitdown)
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
(via passthecocaine)
stop what you’re doing and adore me
(via lordoftheinternet)
PSA ignoring someone when they feel low will not, in fact, help it pass, but instead drive a huge wedge between you
(via e-tank)
but where is the fic where captain kirk and captain america and captain jack harkness and captain jack sparrow and captain planet and captain hook and robin williams’s character from dead poets society get together once a month to drink captain morgan while they eat captain crunch
(via passthecocaine)
Mo’ money mo’ villians
These niggas.
I need a Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne diddy bop IMMEDIATELY
I love thinking of what could be if these two were to ever meet.
Izzy Thornton: ...
Joseph Altermatt: Alright
Izzy Thornton: wait
Izzy Thornton: how soon does it get dark
Joseph Altermatt: You have probably 15, maybe 20, minutes
Izzy Thornton: ...
Izzy Thornton: Alright well if I never come back
Izzy Thornton: I'm dead
Joseph Altermatt: K
Izzy Thornton: don't bother looking for me
Joseph Altermatt: I'll inform your family
Joseph Altermatt: eventually
Izzy Thornton: Thanks <3
Joseph Altermatt: Of course
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.
(via passthecocaine)
