Hi, I'm Izzy.

Time to play the “can I sleep after drinking monster way too late” game.

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:21:13 -0600

Time to play the “can I sleep after drinking monster way too late” game.

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:22:30 -0600

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

divascreech: melissa-ayling: divascreech: when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:20:46 -0600

divascreech:

melissa-ayling:

divascreech:

when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move

This is probably the truest post I’ve ever seen. Dicks are gross and they do make me cry.

you misunderstand my passions

stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:06:38 -0600

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

timeywimeyteapot: timeywimeyteapot: wow hey look free wifi i clicked it and now i dont know...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:30:55 -0600

timeywimeyteapot:

timeywimeyteapot:

wow hey look free wifi

i clicked it and now i dont know where i am but theres wifi so it’s okay

I’m making a playlist with songs Joey has to listen to because I’m bored and it’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:26:49 -0600

I’m making a playlist with songs Joey has to listen to because I’m bored and it’s taking like 12 years because all the songs are way too good to just like.. stop listening to partway through.

And a lot of them are 5-6 minutes long.

SIIIIIGH…

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:02:40 -0600

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:58:05 -0600

amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:40:43 -0600

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

catversushuman: Well, she is!

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:03:35 -0600

catversushuman:

Well, she is!

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:00:49 -0600

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:00:39 -0600

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

niggaplz: perfect woman.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:56:31 -0600

niggaplz:

perfect woman.

tastefullyoffensive: 9 Cats Stuck in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:52:18 -0600

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Stuck in Things

[jonnovstheinternet]

disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:20:41 -0600

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:22:38 -0600

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:17:30 -0600

tinyredbird: OH SWEETIE SWEET ADORABLE THING YOU MAKE MY LIFE...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:15:31 -0600

tinyredbird:

OH SWEETIE

SWEET ADORABLE THING

YOU MAKE MY LIFE BETTER

Getting dressed is probably the most stressful part of my day.

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:35:37 -0600

Getting dressed is probably the most stressful part of my day.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:21:14 -0600